Once again, ladies and gentlemen, you have the chance to acquire a lovely fresh copy of my first, funny, novel for free. That's right, not one penny will it cost you
from around 12 noon Gulf Standard Time right through to the same time tomorrow - 24 hours of untrammeled freebiness with a dollop of free ebook on the side.
All you have to have is a Kindle or the Kindle reader for PC, iPad or any other device.
You just click on this here easy to use YES! I WANT A FREE COPY OF SPACE link to Amazon.co.uk. Or if you're in the US or India you can
CLICK HERE for amazon.com!
And that's all there is to it!
Why should you want a free copy of
Space? Well, for a start it's free. Secondly it's funny (if at times a little risqué, not a read for the faint hearted or easily shocked, you have been warned) and comes with a laughter guaranteed or your money back promise. As I have explained before:
Space spoofs a genre that I have come to call the ‘airport
novel’; that comfortingly large slab of silliness that you invariably
turn to when you have to survive a seven-hour flight. Just like the
Avian Obsession and the Maltese Balcony and those other
man-in-race-against-time-against-unfeasible-odds-to-save-the-world-against-shadowy-cabal-led-by-megalomaniac
books, Space is a fast moving page-turner filled with baddies and secret agent babes. Unlike the majority of them, Space is also intentionally and successfully funny.
Main character Dr. Ben Jonson is transformed from being a happy
middle-class GP into a wilful killer, chased across Europe by police and
various intelligence agencies. His odysseyette (it is so a word. I
looked it up on the Internet) brings him together with a psychopathic
CIA agent in a catsuit, a sex worker from Weybridge and a devastatingly
effective computer virus that causes widespread societal breakdown. It
all ends up with American bombers, the police and army, the Russian
Mafia and a number of highly eccentric octogenarians coming together
under a stone circle somewhere in Southern England.
In Space, the baddy spends most of his time with his hand up his
pneumatic secretary’s skirt, the good guys are kooks and MI5 safe
houses are staffed by pink-haired camp people. The book darkens a little
when the action starts moving, but it never stops being irredeemably
daft. By the time we’re ready to resolve things at the end, there’s lots
of slightly strange sex going on. I always find that strange sex is so
much more interesting than ordinary ‘boy meets girl and gets it on’
which, lets face it, has been done before.
The offer comes to you courtesy of Amazon's Kindle Select programme, which means I can only sell
Space over Amazon for three months, but can give it away for five days within that period. This is the second giveaway day of my five. It's a bit like having three wishes, except there are five of them and they're not wishes. And if you're a Kindle Prime subscriber in the US,
Space is permafree!
Do share the news far and wide. The more people who download
Space free, the happier I'll be! If anyone fancies leaving a review on Amazon, that'd be just lovely but there is no obligation so to do whatsoever.
Content warning - Space is published in the US and UK only and does have a number of rude bits in it. So if you're easily offended, please don't read it!
