(Photo credit: Wikipedia ) "Oi! You! Where do you think you're going?" "I'm moving in to my new place. I've...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia ) "Ah, there you are! Come in! Come in! Have a seat. Fancy a Fanta? Teem? Mirinda? Sprite?" ...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia ) "Umm, excuse me? What do you think you're doing?" "I'm grilling smoked mackerel ...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia ) "I thought I told my secretary..." "It's okay, I lied. I told her there was a ladder in ...

"Oh hello, it's you. My secretary said it was a Mr Brown." "I gave her a false name. You were busy for three days solid...

Day 70 - Marmoset (Photo credit: zzathras777 ) "Hi. I'm here to apply for my Shiny ID card." "Have you filled in ...

road_block.jpg (Photo credit: Wikipedia ) ( This here piece is wot started me off ) "I'm trying to park my car, but the ...

Bucket-headed dog (Photo credit: Paul Kidd ) "That'll be two hundred dirhams, mate." "What are you on about? I...

Image by Tracy Hunter via Flickr "Hello. I'm calling you from Dubai Ltd. We're conducting a satisfaction survey. As you likel...

Image via Wikipedia "I've met some other people with Shinies and they're not happy either." "Take no notice. They...

"Hi. I've come to collect my Shiny." "Ah yes, it's you. Come in. Sit down. Tea? Coffee?" "Neither thanks....