Bankers

My favourite bunch of bankers, HSBC, have been entrusted with raising $4.2 billion to help finance Bourse Dubai's takeover of the Swedish OMX Exchance.

I can't trust 'em to send a transfer, issue a cheque book, credit card or basically offer any other normal high street banking service in an orderly, efficient and timely manner, let alone respond to any request whatsoever.

You wanna trust 'em with $4.2 billion, boys? Well, that's your lookout...