Here lies the body of Mary Anne Lowder
Who burst whilst drinking a Seidlitz Powder
Laid in this grave to her heavenly rest
She should have waited ‘till it effervesced
Well, now I’ve found a better one. Well, Sarah actually found it. But how’s this for your last earthly inscription:
Beneath in the dust,
the mouldy old crust
Of Moll Batchelor late was shoven
Who was skilled in the arts of pyes, custards and tarts
And every device of the oven.
When she’d lived long enough, she made her last puff
A puff by husband much praised
And here she doth lie and makes a dirt pye
In hopes that her crust may be raised.
It is to be hoped that Moll didn’t succumb to one of her own pies. Both inscriptions are perfectly genuine, apparently, and are sourced.
As we’re on the subject of being amused whilst dying, the ‘best epitaph of all time’ award still goes to comedian Spike Milligan, whose gravestone reads, in Irish: Duirt me leat go raibh me breoit
“I told you I was ill.”
The fact that it's my birthday tomorrow has NOT influenced the subject of this post... >;0)
1 comment:
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
"I told you I was ill"
you got me and the other Alex wetting our pants !! How did that escape me ??
You have to teach me how you pronounce this in gaelic (or whatever)
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
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