Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Sonoran Dreams - The Desert In Us All

You're in for a treat today, if a slightly long read. Book editor and author Robb Grindstaff is a friend of mine, one of the feared and shadowy Grey Havens gang, and today marks the publication of his first collection of short stories, Sonoran Dreams. So here's a guest post from a very different desert to the one we in the United Arab Emirates call home, but perhaps a topic that expats might find provokes more than a passing thought...

 
Deserts and their exiles
    
    I live in Phoenix, Arizona, a major metropolitan area in the U.S., in the middle of a desert, along with a couple million more desert residents.
    Why?
    I have no idea. Deserts were not made to be inhabited by people. Many deserts around the world are uninhabited, but other deserts have clans, communities, cities, cultures, even entire countries that are completely engulfed by desert.
    Humans who choose to live in an inhospitable land.
    Who are these people? And why do they live where the planet doesn't want them?
    First, let's define desert. There is no single, precise definition that is accepted by all the authorities who decide these weighty matters. The most common, I suppose, is an arid land of climate extremes with so little rainfall each year that it supports very limited plant and animal population, including people.
    In the city of two million where I live, the water doesn't fall from the sky often. We receive about eight inches (200mm) of precipitation annually. But the people who chose to live here a hundred years ago built a series of dams in the mountains to catch the melting snow, and our water is piped in from these man-made reservoirs.
    Phoenix is the hottest major city in the U.S. Summer temperatures are similar to Riyadh and Baghdad, with temperatures over 100F (38C) about one-third of the year, and frequently 110-120F (40-50C). Ah, as my friends from other parts of the country and around the world like to point out, but it's a dry heat. True. A pizza oven is also a dry heat, but no one wants to live in one of those.
    Deserts come in many varieties, hot or cold, nothing but sand or with an abundance of plant and animal life that has somehow adapted. The Sonoran Desert of Arizona is filled with plants and animals not found anywhere else—exiled flora and fauna. Even the cacti and snakes and small rodents of the desert are not allowed to live in the lush valleys and fertile crescents and agricultural breadbaskets of the world.
    Most plants have thorns and spikes. Many animals and insects are poisonous. Nature in the desert does not roll out a welcome mat or a red carpet to greet humans.
    So who lives in a desert? And why?
    I have categorized desert dwellers into three general types:
   
1. Those who don't know any better
2. Those who aren't wanted anywhere else
3. Those who don't want to be bothered by anyone
   
    In the first category—those who don't know any better—are the large groups of people who were born in the desert, whose family has lived in the desert generation after generation, and they've likely never visited anywhere else. These folks think the entire world is just as unbearable as their home, so it never crosses their minds that there might be places with cool breezes, flowing water, green plants, and a need for socks. Or maybe they have visited somewhere else, like Norway or Wisconsin in January, and wondered how anyone in his right mind would live somewhere so unbearable.
    The second and third categories I combine into one overarching description: Exiles.
    Exiles have either been removed from their homes and natural habitat, or they have chosen to remove themselves.
    In today's world of global mobility, the idea of someone being exiled against his will seems a bit arcane. Governments don't arrest dissidents, political enemies, and troublemakers and then banish them to Patmos or Elba or Australia much anymore.
    But sometimes, a person packs up and moves to the desert. Self-exile. Sort of like self-deportation, only instead of returning to his home country or region, he deliberately, intentionally, on purpose moves to a desolate land where he doesn't know anyone and the earth makes it clear he's not wanted.
    Who are these exiles?
    In Arizona, there were the pioneers of the Old West who moved across the wide-open expanse of an unpopulated America in search of a new life, land, a fresh start. They traveled until they found the hottest place on the continent, just a few hundred miles shy of California's moderate climate and beautiful beaches, and said to themselves, "Let's stop here. I gotta pee." Then they couldn't get the wives back into the covered wagon, and so they told the children, "Yes, we are there yet, so stop asking."
    Hardy folks. Individuals who wanted out of the big cities back east. People who wanted to scratch out a life for themselves in rock-hard dirt with no water and bugs that can kill with a single bite. The 'Don't Tread On Me' folks.
    That streak of independence and individualism still runs thick in the residents of the American Southwest desert, whether they've descended from the original pioneers of 150 years ago, or if they sold their house and their snow shovels, gathered their life savings, and moved here in the past few years of unprecedented growth. They left the suffocating density and stifling social norms of major U.S. cities back east and staked a homestead (or a condo) in the suffocating heat and overwhelming urban sprawl of a city in the desert.
    Exiles move to the desert to escape the tentacles of family obligations. "Oh dear, we'd love to come see you and the grandkids, but we have no one to look after our lawn, and all our landscaping will die if we don't stay here to water it every day. Besides, Friday is Bingo at the lodge and Saturday is wife-swapping in Sun City West."
    Exiles seek new opportunity for economic prosperity. From entrepreneurial start-ups like solar power, to scams and frauds like government-funded solar power, to migrant workers looking for a better life that includes things like a paycheck and food.
    Exiles want to disappear. Fugitives from justice. Fugitives from crazed ex-wives and restraining orders. From credit card companies. From life.
    Some desert dwellers are nomads, and that's true here in the Sonoran as well. They gather only the belongings they can carry with them, such as clothes, food, and a poodle, load their caravans—perhaps a Dodge Caravan, but more likely a Winnebago—and travel across the plains every October, just in time to escape the blizzards and ice storms and freezing temperatures of the north. They travel to Arizona and spend the wonderful winters where it never snows, seldom rains, and the temperature rarely drops below light-jacket weather. Six months later, when Edmonton and Minneapolis are starting to thaw, and Arizona's springtime sun starts to blister the paint off the motor home, they return from whence they came.
    Snowbirds, we call them. Retired folks mostly, they fly south for the winter, then migrate north again come spring, avoiding the extremes of weather at each end of the country.
    Temporary exiles.
    As a writer, there aren't many places better than the desert. Writers are naturally exiles. A writer can banish himself to the spare bedroom that's set up as a makeshift office, shut the door, and tell the family, "Hey, leave me alone. I'm working in here."
    The desert is full of characters waiting to be captured in the pages of a story. If it wasn't so hot, I might go meet some of them.
    "Yes, I'm working. I'm developing a character. No, not for me, smart-mouth. For my novel."





More about Robb
  
Following a career in newspaper journalism and management, Robb Grindstaff now writes and edits fiction full-time. Newspapers took him from Arizona to North Carolina, Texas to Washington, D.C., and five years in Asia.
Robb has two completed novels in preparation for publication while writing his third and fourth. He has had short stories published in anthologies, print, and e-zines, and his articles on the craft of writing fiction have appeared in writer magazines and websites in the U.S., Europe, and Australia.
His editing clients include traditionally published, agented, and high quality indie authors from the U.S., Europe, Australia, and the Middle East.

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Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Stood Up On A Tweet

Concert de Madonna à Paris Bercy, Août 2006
Concert de Madonna à Paris Bercy, Août 2006 (Photo credit: johanlb)
There are now a number of stories that have run in our local media that have been 'stood up' on tweets, those little 140-character darlings.

If you can muster a couple of grumpy tweets, it seems, you can run with "tide of public outrage" and even "down with this sort of thing", which is about as strong as it gets, if you ask me.

Yesterday saw a splendid example of such a story when Arabian Business ran, "Madonna fans vent fury on social media after gig" - a story based on two tweets. One of these happened to be from Maha, a friend of mine:. To quote the AB piece:
"Others suggested that the heat and humidity during the performance affected people's enjoyment of the concert.
Another fan @Meho_M tweeted: “I'm just about ready to pass out from exhaustion and the Madonna madness hasn't even started.”
If you look at her tweet (which most readers wouldn't), you'll see it was at 5.16pm, long before Maha arrived at the Madonna concert. In fact, it was sent before she'd even left Dubai for the gig. She'd just had a bad hair day. It's clearly used out of context in the piece.

Rather deliciously, the other tweet quoted in the piece, from @financialUAE, was a comment from the online sidelines - she wasn't actually at the concert at all!!!

But never mind, a story's a story, isn't it? It's not as if our journalistic standards are any different to the UK's either, as today's Daily Mirror shows us. Because, sure enough, here's our Madonna story again and it's based on the same two tweets!

The Mirror's story is a great deal grumpier, in fact: Time goes by... so slowly: Madge fans get mad waiting two hours for show in 40C heat  is the headline.

"Concert-goers in Abu Dhabi were left furious after the great-gran of pop kept them waiting nearly two hours in 40C heat." Thunders the Mirror. To be fair, they did manage to rustle up a couple more unhappy tweets for their story, but the fact is their piece on a 10:40pm stage appearance is partially 'stood up' on a couple of tweets cribbed from Arabian Business - one sent out over five hours before the gig and one sent from a commentator who wasn't actually there

And, one suspects, neither was The Mirror.

For there's little else to substantiate the story, which could easily have been written from the comfort of reporter Clemmie Moody's London desk. Well, when you've got people actually there tweeting, you don't have to be there to report on it, do you?

Context and analysis? Oh don't make me laugh...
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Monday, 4 June 2012

Free Olives

The iBooks logo
The iBooks logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I've stuck pretty well to keeping the Fake blog free of Olives posts (or 'spam' as some might term it), using The Olives Blog instead as a promotional platform/repository of reader/book club notes. But here's a wee book update post.

I've been working on securing reviews of Olives - A Violent Romance, mainly from US based book bloggers. As a result of that activity, I've created a 'coupon' on Smashwords that lets reviewers download copies of the book for review. If you've got a blog (it doesn't have to be a book blog) and would be willing to review Olives, then pop over here for details and a link to the free book - it's available on Kindle, Nook, Sony, iBooks and any other major e-book platform, including PDF. The coupon's only valid for a few more days, so I'd get nippy about it.

Most book bloggers also post reviews to GoodReads and Amazon.com, where I am delighted to report Olives is currently scoring just north of four stars out of five. That's pretty good going and I'll be interested to see if it keeps up.

In the meantime, my next book, Beirut, is out being read by a number of 'beta readers' and then it goes off for editing. I've been through considerable authorial angst over the title as it's as stupid as Olives is from an SEO standpoint. As well as being the name of a relatively famous city and the title of an excellent history of that city by Samir Kassir, it's also the name of a pop band. Coming from a man who tells his clients with considerable rigour that discoverability is everything, that's pretty rich but I can't help it - the books have always been called that and, despite having recruited friends to try and find an alternative title, Beirut is the one that's stuck.

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Sunday, 3 June 2012

Shiny Happy ID Card

Day 70 - Marmoset
Day 70 - Marmoset (Photo credit: zzathras777)
"Hi. I'm here to apply for my Shiny ID card."
"Have you filled in the form using the online application application?"
"No."
"Well, you have to do that."
"Can I just not apply here?"
"Yes. As of yesterday you can apply here, but not tomorrow."
"So why did you tell me I had to do an online application application?"
"The requirement for an online application application applies to online applications."
"So what do I do?"
"Join that long, shuffling queue of listless people there."
"The one headed for the door marked "Nowhere"?
"That's the one. Do you have three photographs of yourself countersigned by a marmoset?"
"No. I was hoping you'd tell me what I'd need as the website is very confusing and changes every day."
"You'll need those pretty sharpish, there's a deadline you know."
"What is it?"
"Yesterday."
"But there's no point in me applying then!"
"Yes there is, you'll incur fines of Dhs25 a day to a maximum of Dhs1,000. That'll be Dhs25 please."
"What for?"
"Your first day's fines."


"Okay, here we are. Three photographs countersigned by a marmoset."
"Don't be silly, marmosets can't write. We changed that requirement oh, at least an hour ago."
"Just take them. What else do you need?"
"Your passport, passport copy, visa, visa copy and the online application printed out. Two copies of a copy of your copy copy and three pinches of peppermint snuff."
"There we go!"
"Right. Join that queue then. You've got plenty of time."
"I thought there was a deadline?"
"It got extended again."
"So what happens now?"
"Join the queue. At the end of the queue is a man who'll send you to another queue."
"Can't I just join the other queue straight away?"
"No. There's a system."


"Okay, I've queued for hours, punched and stamped my papers, I've been bioscanned and now I've finally got the card. What can I use it for?"
*blank look*

Amazing backstory linked here.
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Thursday, 31 May 2012

Qatar Fire Arrests.

English: Entrance number 3 of Villagio Mall, Doha.
English: Entrance number 3 of Villagio Mall, Doha. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The appalling tragedy at Qatar's Villagio Mall has caught people's attention for a number of reasons. Thirteen children died in the fire, nineteen in total. There are heartrending human stories still emerging - including the firefighter found dead with two children in his arms and the teacher who texted her aunt to tell her she was dying.

Many of the injured were firefighters, who point to a faulty sprinkler system, a lack of maps showing emergency exits and other issues with the mall's safety procedures. Part of the regional resonance of the story is few people here believe that health and safety is taken seriously in malls and other public places.

Yesterday, Qatar's attorney general ordered the arrest of the mall's owner, the owner of the nursery in the mall and the mall's manager, assistant manager and assistant director of security.

The chairman of Villagio Mall is Mr. Abdul Aziz Mohammed Al-Rabban, a widely respected local businessman (a partner in Virgin Megastore retail group Azadea) and Undersecretary of the Emiri Protocol at the Emiri Diwan. The owner of the Gympanzee day care and play centre is Iman Al Kuwari, the daughter of Qatar’s Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage.

With enormous global media attention on the fire, Qatar's authorities are under pressure to act in this matter and the arrest of two major public figures is an interesting development. While it is conceivable that the mall owner could be held responsible if it is shown that he deliberately cut corners, ignored warnings from staff and so on, it's more likely reasonable to assume that a management team in place would be responsible for these details.

Similarly, Al Kuwari apparently threw herself into the blaze to try and rescue children from a daycare and activity centre she set up very publicly in January 2009 - the Socal Affairs Ministry and Supreme Education Council have been quick to wash their hands of it (yet had three years to ask any questions they might have found relevant), but the business appears to have been duly licensed by the Ministry of Business and Trade to be 'a centre for children's amusements'. It's hard to see how she's put a foot wrong.  (One interesting side show is that a very slick and well-orchestrated pro-Al Kuwari campaign has started, possibly so well orchestrated that it could just backfire!)

If these high profile figures are exonerated, I can see the howls of 'whitewash' ringing out. And yet surely the answers are likely to be found lower down the food chain, with the people entrusted with the day to day operation, security and safety at the mall?

It's certainly a wake-up call for mall managers and operators here in the UAE. It's such a shame it took nineteen deaths to make it.
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Wednesday, 30 May 2012

It's All About M.E.

Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum House at night
Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum House at night (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
No, not me, M.E.. Gulf News describes him as a 'social media activist', but it would appear the mysterious M.E. is more active at getting himself into hot water by flaring people.

Newspapers here refer to those standing before the majesty of the courts by their initials to protect their identities. It's all part of the Emirati culture of respect, which is also the reason why insulting someone here can land you in very hot water indeed. Coming from the UK, where respect has pretty much been kicked off the national agenda, people sometimes find it hard to get their heads around this one, so for instance we have the expat who spent a month in chokey followed by deportation (tax free career over) for flipping the digit at the police patrol that'd pulled him over. He'd obviously never heard of mirrors.

M.E. is the chap who spent a couple of months in nick accused of defaming Dubai Chief of Police Dahi Khalfan Tamim. With a keen eye for an exquisite revenge, Dahi pardoned the man as his case finally came to court. Now he looks set to go back behind bars after a Facebook flare-up with journalist  D.H.

Dubai Court was told, according to triffic tabloid 7Days, that M.E. had told D.H., formerly (as was M.E.) a worker at Dubai Municipality, "You developed from sewage to a critic". M.E. counter-charged that D.H. had said, “Behave or I will wipe your dignity on the floor." and also "Know your borders and don’t force me to publish your laundry on the internet, facebook, Twitter and BlackBerry. Don’t lie and don’t try to become a hero.”

Now I don't know about you lot, but on the Greatest Insults Of All Time scale and applying the Trollometer, I wouldn't have ranked that little spat as court-worthy, or even noteworthy, but then you do have to bear in mind there is a very different cultural agenda at work here. Despite several attempts to arbitrate between the pair, the judge finally threw up his hands and sent 'em to Al Slammer to cool down.

One is rather left wondering if perhaps M.E. will now tread a more moderate path on Facebook...


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Tuesday, 29 May 2012

ADNOC To The Rescue!

English: Emarat gas station, Masfut just west ...
English: Emarat gas station, Masfut just west of Hatta city, UAE (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Remember PetrolGate, the amazing story of how an oil-producing nation ran out of petrol? And the embarrassing silence of ENOC/EPPCO regarding the closure of its petrol stations in the Northern Emirates?


It's linked here for your viewing pleasure.

Now there's a new and fascinating twist to the tale. The Abu Dhabi National Oil Company, ADNOC, has signed an MoU with major retailer Emarat to acquire 74 of its 100 petrol stations across the Northern Emirates (Sharjah, Ajman, Umm Al Qawain, Ras Al Khaimah and Fujeirah).

ADNOC is the only fuel company in the UAE to refine its own petroleum, so it can sell petrol profitably at the UAE's subsidised prices, while the others have to buy their petrol on the international market. This means they were actually losing money for every litre of fuel they pumped.

Just in case readers living elsewhere in the world are interested, we currently pay Dhs 1.72 per litre or $0.47 or, if you prefer, £0.30. It's why I like chatting to London cabbies about how much it costs me to fill a Shogun (the Pajero is called a Shogun in Europe, one suspects because of a little Spanish accident). They're always cheery souls and it does them good to hear me chat about filling a 4WD for under twenty quid.

ENOC found it preferable to close its 51 petrol stations in the Northern Emirates rather than go on selling motion lotion at a loss. That loss cost the Government of Dubai (which owns ENOC) a cool $1.5 billion up to the end of last year.

ENOC's handling of the whole thing eventually led to the Government of Sharjah taking the unusual step of closing down all of ENOC/EPPCOs retail operations in the Emirate.

Amusingly, The National reports the news on the front page of its business section today, adding the detail,

"Like Emarat, Enoc has responded to losses by cutting its exposure in the Northern Emirates. It handed over its petrol stations outside Dubai to Adnoc last July."

This news was actually 'categorically denied' by ENOC last year when Gulf News originally ran the story of ENOC's Northern Emirates stations being taken over by ADNOC. The categorical denial was unusual, coming from a company that had maintained a policy of mendacity followed by radio silence.

Meanwhile, ADNOC will now operate a total of 224 petrol stations throughout the UAE. Profitably.

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Thursday, 24 May 2012

Lazy Words

Words have a power all their own
Words have a power all their own (Photo credit: Lynne Hand)
One of the things you have to try and avoid if you have a nasty writing habit like mine is becoming a Word Nazi. When words become so much a part of your life, it's hard to maintain your sense of perspective I can tell you (in fact, this whole post is probably proof I'm losing mine!).

It's amazing what a difference they can make to our understanding of a text and, indeed to our emotional response to text. I spoke recently at a two-day seminar at the UAE University in Al Ain on narrative and was fascinated to hear of the projects being undertaken by two members of the Humanities faculty in the cognitive impact of words.

I'm currently editing Beirut, the step before unleashing it on 'beta readers' and then on my long-suffering editor, Robb Grindstaff. And I've just been doing a search and replace on the lazy words in the text. What are 'lazy words'? They're the words you use when you haven't really thought about the text, the words you dash down as you rush to get that scene on paper (well, storage) while it's still fresh and vibrant.

Take, for instance, 'looked'.

Lynch looked up into the hills, the sky above bright blue above the dusty foothills dotted with gnarled trees. The clean air smelled of heat, an unseasonably warm Mediterranean spring day.

How about:

Lynch stared into the hills, the sky above bright blue, the dusty foothills dotted with gnarled trees. The clean air smelled of heat, an unseasonably warm Mediterranean spring day.

Looked up is common too. They're hills, of course you'd look up into them, so you can lose the up. You can usually find better words or ways of communicating that he walked, stood, went, came and sat, too.

Some lazy words point to a bigger problem than just finding a better descriptor and lead to a sentence or two actually being cut or changed drastically to make the point better. Realised and remembered are two good examples, both are words that often point to a lazy 'tell not show' sentence, as does understood. Comprehension dawning is so rarely mundane as 'he understood'. The daddy of them all is 'suddenly' - there's a word that almost always points to a sentence that needs rethought.

Most sentences can be improved by exterminating that. It's remarkable how much we use this word and how little we actually need to use it. It's the gluten of vocabulary.

the keys to a political career that Michel had lost no time in developing.

the keys to a political career Michel had lost no time in developing.

Try it. You can get rid of a lot of that's before finding that you actually need one.

None of these are by any means hard and fast, but they're good words to search out and reconsider. Does your sentence really fizzle or does it just 'make do'?

As I'm on the subject, I'm also struggling with the book's title. Like Olives before it, Beirut has always been called just that and I'm finding it very hard indeed to find any other name for the book. Which is a shame, because there's not only already a book called Beirut (Samir Kassir's excellent history of that fine city) but a reasonably popular band too. So Beirut's SEO is going to suck.

And I fear there's little I can do about it...


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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Poo Smells Shock Horror

English: The Sewage treatment plant next to In...
English: The Sewage treatment plant next to International City (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Blog posts are like taxis, I find. You sit around for ages waiting in the wilderness and then fifteen come all at once.

Among the many sources of amused inspiration today come two very different stories inspired by Dubai property developer Nakheel. The company is, by no means for the first time, embroiled in negative coverage of its iconic Palm devlopment, where tenants are yet again having facilities withdrawn from them by the developer because the owners of the properties haven't paid service fees.

I did a 'shiny' post about this one before, but it seems insane to me that tenants should bear the brunt of the developer's ire when they are clearly not to blame and in no position to influence owners. The police came along and told the developer's people not to be silly and so calm was, at least, temporarily restored.

The kicker for me was Gulf News' story about residents of International City (another Nakheel development) complaining about the smell from the Al Awir Sewage Works.

Hang on. You decided to move to a location that is quite clearly smack bang next to Dubai's biggest poo farm, just downhill (and therefore downstream) from a ginormous great landfill and now you're complaining that it's smelly? The 25 year old plant manages over 300,000 cubic metres of waste a day. This is the place where, in the mad boom years, hundreds of tankers would queue up for kilometres to unload. There's no mistaking it - it's quite clearly a place that does what it says on the label.

The plant's management has been working gamely to reduce the odour from the works and claims they have made a 98% reduction through various upgrades and odour-reducing technologies. And there's little doubt they are to be warmly applauded for that effort.

One resident told GN, "The smell has reduced, but still it has not stopped. We hope that the authorities are able to stop it from all sources in this area and we are able to breathe fresh air."

So there we have two sides to the coin. One bunch of residents being treated unfairly through no fault of their own. And one bunch whingeing about something they must surely have been aware of from the first moment they arrived in the area for a 'look see'.

Incidentally, and apropos of not very much, I once lived near a place called Billing in Northamptonshire. A natural depression in the English Midlands means the average rainfall on Northampton is higher than elsewhere in the country. It can be a dreary, awful place in the Winter months. Billing was notable for two things. A very large sewage treatment plant and the Billing Aquadrome, which was a caravan park.

I always wondered how awful the place you lived in must be in order that you'd consider a caravan in a land-locked, rainy depression wafted with the constant, awful miasma from a shit farm  as a holiday destination. And then, one day, it hit me. They must all live in tropical paradises and Billing was their 'change is good as a rest'...
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Thursday, 17 May 2012

Kidon - You're Kidding!

Nightscape of the high-rise section of Dubai, ...
Nightscape of the high-rise section of Dubai, Unitd Arab Emirates. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
When the facts of a matter are uncomfortable, you can always give them the Hollywood treatment.

7Days reports today on the making of a new film set in Dubai, called 'Kidon'. The film is a fictionalisation of the events around the now infamous 'hit' on Hamas' Mahmoud Al Mabhouh, carried out in Dubai by a large team of Israeli intelligence operatives using third country passports.

Mossad got caught with its pants truly down by Dubai police, which operates a large and sophisticated camera network - from the second you land to the moment you leave here, you're under some sort of surveillance, as the boys and girls from Tel Aviv found when their fake identities were compromised following Mabhouh's extra-judicial murder. Dubai police amassed almost 650 hours of footage as it tracked the movement of the gang. This caused a great deal of embarrassment to Israel, which had previously undertaken to stop using third country passports - of the 29 suspects Dubai Police identified, 12 had British, six Irish and four Australian passports. All three countries subsequently expelled Israeli diplomats. In the case of the British passports, all were found to belong to Israeli residents with dual nationality. In all, a great deal of information was unearthed about Mossad's operations (including the payment systems they used), much of which we must assume has been kept private and quietly used as currency between various agencies.

And so now we have 'Kidon', an Israeli-French film by Emmanuel Naccache which will dramatise the killing of Mabhouh, including the interesting plot twist that he wasn't actually killed by Mossad but by a 'small time gang' which is attempting to frame Mossad. Kidon (Hebrew for bayonet) is the name of Mossad's assassination and kidnap arm.

Neatly, the plot twist maintains that precious 'purity of arms'. At the same time, the story's also been changed to have Al Mabhouh lured to his end by a seductress. So he gets nicely smeared, too. In fact, as the film (which is set post-hit) unfolds, we find that Mossad was completely innocent and the shadowy forces behind the gang that actually carried out the operation are... Iranian.

The film, tellingly, is not being shot in Dubai. Oh, no. It's being shot in Eilat with an all-Israeli cast. So you can expect lots of fake sheikhs, idiotic Arabs and camel-riding caricatures. And, most wonderful of all, it's a comedy. About a murder. Nice.
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