Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Cue Another Farce?

Two cellphone SIM cards (bottom and top)
Two cellphone SIM cards (bottom and top) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Did  you catch this one? I, for one, didn't I've missed it until I finally tumbled today.

The UAE's Telecommunications Regulatory Authority (TRA) last week launched a new campaign, 'My number, my identity'. It's probably my fault and certainly not the almost impenetrably obtuse language of the announcement which is clarified by Gulf News today in a story that, try as I might, I could not find online.

We're all going to have to trot off and re-register our mobile SIMs with whichever operator we're with. From July 17th, Etisalat will have over 100 registration points around the country where you can go, eagerly clutching your national ID or passport with visa, and complete an application form to, effectively, re-apply for your mobile phone number. Du didn't confirm its re-registration arrangement intentions to GN in order to make the story, but CEO Osman Sultan, quoted in the TRA release lauding the TRA's campaign, did say customers could go to Du shops.

Many of you will recognise July 17th as the likely starting point for Ramadan, the ideal time to conduct a national campaign of this sort.

Unregistered SIM cards will be cancelled "once the registration period expires" according to the GN story. We haven't been told when that is, or what likely timescale they have in mind.

There are 12.36 million mobile lines out there. It's taken five years for the Emirates ID Authority to 'roll out' the national ID card. How long will it take this campaign I wonder? How many needless frustrations, queues, visits to physical locations and extended deadlines, empty threats, retracted announcements and 'clarifications' are we set to see?

But believe me folks, take this one seriously and get in there early. Because if there's one thing these bohos can do well, it's cut people off...
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Tuesday, 26 June 2012

The "Nutella Needle" Story

I'm not sure where to put today's Nutella syringe story. All of the UAE's English language papers have faithfully reported on a warning issued by Dubai Municipality - apparently some people have been circulating pictures online of hypodermic syringes filled with Nutella, that mixture of chocolate, hazelnut and vegetable oil that is as beloved to the Gulf as that gloopy processed cream cheese.

Newspaper language for some people have been circulating images, BTW, is 'viral'.

But it would appear Dubai Municipality has taken the images seriously, with GN's story calling the syringes 'illegal' and claiming they have sparked a 'sharp response'. Geddit? Syringe? Sharp response? You gotta love those GN subs, they nail it every time!

A spokesman for 'the company' (Gulf News is too precious to name distributor Arabian Oasis or manufacturer Nutella. The National cites both) said "It could seriously tarnish brand image and we will take action against it", according to GN's somewhat breathless report.

I'd like to see them do that. What are they going to do, sue the Internet?

I can't argue with Dubai Municipality's action in the name of protecting the public, although the words storm, tea and cup do tend to spring to mind. You can never be too careful and some nutter deciding to pack medical syringes with Nutella is just the kind of thing that could only happen here.

It's not the first time this type of image has been made, a simple Google Image Search will confirm that. In fact, the first search result is a popular image that's altogether more graphic, showing a man 'shooting up' Nutella. The gag's a simple one, 'I need a fix of Nutella'. If the local image were 'viral', it'd show up on image search, incidentally. And it doesn't.

What does show up if you do a comparative image search is an classified entry on Arabic website souq.dubaimoon.com advertising the syringes at a price of Dhs10 each. That post, linked here, hadn't been taken down at the time of writing and does, indeed, seem to confirm that some nutter is selling Nutella repacked in syringes. Of course, it could well be a hoax or prank, but the entry has a phone number against it and it would presumably be well worth a follow-up by a journalist with half an ounce of enquiring mind.

But then again, such a journalist would already have looked into the origins of the image and... oh, never mind.

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Sunday, 24 June 2012

Would You Like An App With That, Sir?

English: Apple iPad Event
English: Apple iPad Event (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I had sworn off going out to eat following my last pocket-emptying plate of Dubai restaurant mediocrity, but was talked around and so the weekend saw us once again approaching a crisp linen table in a mood-lit temple to gastronomic indulgence. I feel compelled to write about it and as The Fat Expat is dead, you'll just have to put up with it being posted here.

The restaurant was called Terra Firma and pals had found it in that timeless tome for the cost-conscious consumer, The Entertainer. For those who don't know it, The Entertainer comes in many editions, all of which are basically books of special offer coupons, typically of the 'one main course free when two dine' variety.

The first hitch was the fact the restaurant had moved. Nobody had thought to mention this when we booked, so there was a certain amount of confusion at the Al Badia Golf Course when we tried to find a restaurant that had, in fact, been moved to the Intercontinental Festival City late last year. The second was the menu was significantly more expensive than the sample menu in The Entertainer. The third was it came on an iPad.

Yes, an iPad.

So you swipe your way through the menu, with an illustration of each dish against it available by tapping on a button on the screen. There's a wine list, too. You can't actually order from the iPad, you just browse using it. I confess to finding the idea gimmicky to the point of being mildly offended by it. There is no earthly reason to present a menu on an iPad, except perhaps that the restaurant lighting is so gloomy you couldn't read print. It's actually more onerous to navigate the screens than hold paper.

And then we get to the prices. Dhs150 and more for a starter. One of the starters, the Beluga caviar, was almost Dhs 1,000. Mains were similarly hefty on the wallet, with steaks starting in at around the Dhs 250 mark and climbing steeply. And the wine list was outrageous, kicking off at Dhs200-odd for the stuff they slosh out at cheap brunches, typically Dhs25 at 'street' prices. I can live with five times cost (grudgingly) but this was way beyond that. At least you find out how they managed to pay for all those iPads...

It was here I was on the point of leaving and striking out for the Belgian Cafe. It was a touch and go thing for a while. We stayed, but only because of the vouchers. I had a very nice smoked haddock saffron chowder, probably the most affordable starter on the menu at Dhs60. We all had steaks and sides and these were truly excellent (although one didn't come as ordered, which as Gregg Wallace would say, 'isn't good enough at this level'), if slightly pricey. The Entertainer vouchers took care of that, though. If the selection of salts and mustards was trying a little too hard, it was so overshadowed by the iPad stunt it didn't stand out. The mustards were very nice, in fact.

And then back to the iPad farce for dessert. I wanted cheese, but balked at paying Dhs150 for a cheese platter. That's twenty five quid for some cheese! Are these people mad? We asked for the maitre d' and enquired what was so special about the cheeses? Washed with virgins' tears? Made of milk from cows fed on cheese? Imported from the Scapa Flow Ice Cheesery? Nope, just some Brie and stuff with quince jelly. Now you feel free to tell me I'm being unreasonable about this, but I can't see it. I'm not a mean person, at least I think I'm not, but I can't see where Dhs150 for a plate of cheese works at all. I asked if I was the first person to complain and apparently I am.

Deciding we couldn't face dessert in the face of The Great Cheese Disaster, two of us went for Irish coffees. These were made by someone who has never seen an Irish coffee - two lukewarm white coffees with foamed cream on top and some undissolved brown sugar on the bottom. They might have contained the magical ingredient, they might have not. They were the worst Irish coffee I have ever seen, although Sarah assures me she was served a worse one once in Kenya in 1988. Apparently the chef is Irish, which just makes the insult to Shannon International Airport's gift to its American visitors even worse.

We got the check, which didn't come on an iPad. The vouchers meant it added up to Dhs1,800 for four. We had eaten well and hadn't stinted on the sauce. The food had been very good indeed. But we had picked our way carefully around an outrageously expensive menu and wine list - you could easily have burned through a thousand dollar dinner for four.

And I'm simply not paying that. I was right the first time. I can cook. I'm staying home.
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Thursday, 21 June 2012

Anti Social Media

Khanjar, Saidi-type, circa 1924, from Oman.
Khanjar, Saidi-type, circa 1924, from Oman. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Oman's National Human Rights Commission has come out against the online commentators and activists who have been irking the government to the point where there have been a significant number of arrests recently.

The Commission's statement, linked here, is a model of clarity. For instance: "NHRC pointed out that there is a difference between the freedom of opinion as a right and the practice of this right in reality. The dividing line makes the practice of this right legal and going beyond it a crime punishable by the law. The rule in this issue is that the freedom of individuals stops when the freedom of other individuals starts."

Right.

The Omani public prosecution issued a statement last week that clarified its position on the issue of opinion expressed online and "calls upon all citizens on the importance of following the legal methods and means for the expression of opinion in line with the legal concept for the freedom of expression."

The problem is, of course, as Omani columnist Susan Mubarak points out in Muscat Daily, there is no official 'line' that defines quite where " the freedom of individuals stops" and "the freedom of other individuals starts". Her excellent piece on the issue is balanced by the Uriah Heep tones of the Oman Tribune.

Article 29 of Oman's 'Basic Statute of the State' guarantees "The freedom of opinion and expression thereof through speech, writing or other forms of expression is guaranteed within the limits of the Law." Those limits are, of course, nowhere defined.

Further clarifying its statement, the NHRC said that "It affirmed that it supports the freedom of opinion, which seeks to achieve the public interests rather than those harming or insulting others."

The 'About Human Rights' page on the NHRC's lovely, retro-style website is "under construction". You'd have thought it would have been 404, wouldn't you?

(Update: I've just learned from @muscati that a female member of the NHRC has resigned from the commission as a result of its decision to make this statement.)
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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Etisalat Roaming Package Competitive Shock Horror

English: Etisalat Tower in Sharjah, United Ara...
English: Etisalat Tower in Sharjah, United Arab Emirates (UAE). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
We pay about double what consumers in, say, the UK do for mobile data here in the UAE. So you can imagine my immediate scorn at seeing one of our cosy, regulated duopolists Etisalat advertising a global data roaming package of Dhs150 (about $41) for 35 MB of data per week.

They actually used the word 'only' in the ad, which carries the idiotic headline 'Instagram from India'. You'd get less than five images up to Instagram with 35MB of data...

Just for fun, I took a look at some UK operator rates for data roaming. And it's a little shop of horrors that makes Etisalat actually look quite good. I know, I know. Sit down for a while and it'll pass.

The problem of mad data roaming prices has been extensively documented, with tales of unwary travellers notching up bonkers mobile bills because they haven't turned off the data function in their mobiles. It's so bad, in fact, that the EU introduced a roaming data cap of €50 back in 2010 that cuts subscribers off at this mark unless they specifically ask their operators to increase it.

Tariffs in the UK vary pretty widely, but the worst of them is BT, which wants £7.70 ($12) per MB of roaming data. At that rate, your 35MB of data would cost Dhs 1,617. (Oh, and you'd hit that EU data cap downloading a couple of songs)

Etisalat beats out BT? It's pretty amazing, isn't it?

Orange will sell you a 200MB plan for a cool £120 (Dhs 188), while Virgin comes in with a neat £10 ($15.72) for 50MB data within the EU only.

So Etisalat's mad-looking plan is actually pretty competitive to UK operators. That doesn't mean for one second that they're off the hook for their insanely expensive broadband and call costs. And it doesn't make international roaming 'affordable' for UAE subscribers - it's actually because it's insanely expensive that our insanely expensive operator's package looks reasonable.

Compared to competitor Du (I couldn't find a package offer, so if there is one please correct me), which charges Dhs1 for 50 kilobytes of roaming data, Etisalat does have the local edge however. For those of you who have grown up since they were relevant, kilobytes are 1024 bytes or 1024th of a Meg. We used to use them back when I were a nipper and Bill Gates said 640 kilobytes should be enough memory for anybody's PC.


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Tuesday, 19 June 2012

EIDA Discovers The Internet

Eida
Eida (Photo credit: cgsheldon)
A lovely piece in Khaleej Times today lifted from national news agency WAM  telling us how the Emirates Identity Authority is launching "the Social Media engagement service". 

The brave providers of 'context and analysis' didn't even bother changing WAM's copy,  using the official headline and including the redundant definite article and the unnecessary caps for social media. You can read the EIDA announcement on the authority's website here.

I must confess, they might have made a remarkable four year long hash of their communications, but EIDA has consistently served up quality entertainment.

The "Social Media engagement service" will help customers with queries and "underscored the Emirates ID’s keenness on keeping pace with the development of the modern media and employing the social networking tools for upgrading the ID card-related services and meeting customers’ requirements by responding to their queries and solving their problems most urgently through the channels they prefer in their daily life."

EIDA has already lauded its own success with  the service, replying to over 1,700 customer queries and complaints last month alone. It's followers have grown by 40% over the month-long test period.

If you want to social media engage with the Emirates ID people, you can talk to them on Twitter @EmiratesID_HELP or on Facebook, where you can pick up insightful hints and tips such as 'Important info! Ensure that all personal data entered in the e-form are correct'.

There is also, by the way, a new ID card status service. I've just renewed my visa (itself a somewhat fraught process in the circumstances) and am waiting for my new ID card so I thought I'd try it out. Apparently I'm 15 years old, which is always nice to discover when father time weighs down on one's shoulders. Quite where my ID card is, I couldn't honestly say...
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Monday, 18 June 2012

Are Tablets Microsoft's Bitter Pill?

Microsoft Corporation - 1978
Microsoft Corporation - 1978 (Photo credit: Brajeshwar)
Microsoft missed the Internet. The story of the company's recovery from the blunder is not only fascinating, it's still unfolding.

Bill Gates literally turned the company on a sixpence, refocusing on the new technology and the very real danger of Netscape's Navigator, a layer of software that threatened to disintermediate the Windows operating system. The browser wars and the DOJ case that followed saw Microsoft accused of using its desktop dominance to punch out its rivals. Fascinatingly, Microsoft quietly acquired some 800 patents from AOL a couple of months ago, which AOL owned following its acquisition of what was left of Netscape.

Back in those days, Apple was The Sick Man Of Computing. Ironically, it was Gates who provided Jobs the loan he needed to get the company back on its feet. Jobs went on, as we all know, to create the world's most valuable company out of the wreckage. Along the way, he also created the most existential threat Microsoft has seen since it missed the Internet.

Microsoft missed the tablet. Not just the device, although it did, but the concept of a company built around hardware that accesses a content repository. The new big dogs on the porch are Apple and Amazon, with Google in attendance. All three companies have millions of tablet devices in consumers' hands, being used to access paid content. Google's model is slightly different to Amazon and Apple's, but all three share one important thing in common. Unlike the vast majority of PCs in the world today, none of these tablet devices uses a Microsoft operating system. In fact, none of them has a byte of Microsoft code installed.

Can Microsoft turn on a sixpence again? Its recent partnership with Barnes and Noble gave the company access to a content repository, as well as a powerful US retail channel. There has been much speculation that another partnership, with Nokia, would result in a tablet product. Now, with pundits eagerly awaiting a 'mystery launch' announcement by Microsoft today (well, actually tomorrow Dubai time), there's much talk of a Microsoft 'own brand' tablet. We've seen similar noises in the past, notably 2010's 'Courier' dual-screen tablet concept, a project that was reportedly 'killed'.


But an 'own brand' Microsoft tablet cobbled together with B&N and probably bits of Xbox content streaming won't unseat the iPad. And if I'm a tablet manufacturer, I couldn't really see why I'd ship Microsoft Windows on my products when I'm already shipping Android - particularly if Microsoft is a hardware competitor, too. On top of that, it won't take long memories for manufacturers to recall what being in thrall to Microsoft felt like.

Watching Microsoft's next move is going to be fascinating, but you can bet on one thing - MS no longer has the dominance it needs to turn on a sixpence and force its product on the entire market. You could argue that the three musketeers - Microsoft, troubled Nokia and Barnes & Noble are actually three companies that have had their time.

Youth will have its fling...

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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Sonoran Dreams - The Desert In Us All

You're in for a treat today, if a slightly long read. Book editor and author Robb Grindstaff is a friend of mine, one of the feared and shadowy Grey Havens gang, and today marks the publication of his first collection of short stories, Sonoran Dreams. So here's a guest post from a very different desert to the one we in the United Arab Emirates call home, but perhaps a topic that expats might find provokes more than a passing thought...

 
Deserts and their exiles
    
    I live in Phoenix, Arizona, a major metropolitan area in the U.S., in the middle of a desert, along with a couple million more desert residents.
    Why?
    I have no idea. Deserts were not made to be inhabited by people. Many deserts around the world are uninhabited, but other deserts have clans, communities, cities, cultures, even entire countries that are completely engulfed by desert.
    Humans who choose to live in an inhospitable land.
    Who are these people? And why do they live where the planet doesn't want them?
    First, let's define desert. There is no single, precise definition that is accepted by all the authorities who decide these weighty matters. The most common, I suppose, is an arid land of climate extremes with so little rainfall each year that it supports very limited plant and animal population, including people.
    In the city of two million where I live, the water doesn't fall from the sky often. We receive about eight inches (200mm) of precipitation annually. But the people who chose to live here a hundred years ago built a series of dams in the mountains to catch the melting snow, and our water is piped in from these man-made reservoirs.
    Phoenix is the hottest major city in the U.S. Summer temperatures are similar to Riyadh and Baghdad, with temperatures over 100F (38C) about one-third of the year, and frequently 110-120F (40-50C). Ah, as my friends from other parts of the country and around the world like to point out, but it's a dry heat. True. A pizza oven is also a dry heat, but no one wants to live in one of those.
    Deserts come in many varieties, hot or cold, nothing but sand or with an abundance of plant and animal life that has somehow adapted. The Sonoran Desert of Arizona is filled with plants and animals not found anywhere else—exiled flora and fauna. Even the cacti and snakes and small rodents of the desert are not allowed to live in the lush valleys and fertile crescents and agricultural breadbaskets of the world.
    Most plants have thorns and spikes. Many animals and insects are poisonous. Nature in the desert does not roll out a welcome mat or a red carpet to greet humans.
    So who lives in a desert? And why?
    I have categorized desert dwellers into three general types:
   
1. Those who don't know any better
2. Those who aren't wanted anywhere else
3. Those who don't want to be bothered by anyone
   
    In the first category—those who don't know any better—are the large groups of people who were born in the desert, whose family has lived in the desert generation after generation, and they've likely never visited anywhere else. These folks think the entire world is just as unbearable as their home, so it never crosses their minds that there might be places with cool breezes, flowing water, green plants, and a need for socks. Or maybe they have visited somewhere else, like Norway or Wisconsin in January, and wondered how anyone in his right mind would live somewhere so unbearable.
    The second and third categories I combine into one overarching description: Exiles.
    Exiles have either been removed from their homes and natural habitat, or they have chosen to remove themselves.
    In today's world of global mobility, the idea of someone being exiled against his will seems a bit arcane. Governments don't arrest dissidents, political enemies, and troublemakers and then banish them to Patmos or Elba or Australia much anymore.
    But sometimes, a person packs up and moves to the desert. Self-exile. Sort of like self-deportation, only instead of returning to his home country or region, he deliberately, intentionally, on purpose moves to a desolate land where he doesn't know anyone and the earth makes it clear he's not wanted.
    Who are these exiles?
    In Arizona, there were the pioneers of the Old West who moved across the wide-open expanse of an unpopulated America in search of a new life, land, a fresh start. They traveled until they found the hottest place on the continent, just a few hundred miles shy of California's moderate climate and beautiful beaches, and said to themselves, "Let's stop here. I gotta pee." Then they couldn't get the wives back into the covered wagon, and so they told the children, "Yes, we are there yet, so stop asking."
    Hardy folks. Individuals who wanted out of the big cities back east. People who wanted to scratch out a life for themselves in rock-hard dirt with no water and bugs that can kill with a single bite. The 'Don't Tread On Me' folks.
    That streak of independence and individualism still runs thick in the residents of the American Southwest desert, whether they've descended from the original pioneers of 150 years ago, or if they sold their house and their snow shovels, gathered their life savings, and moved here in the past few years of unprecedented growth. They left the suffocating density and stifling social norms of major U.S. cities back east and staked a homestead (or a condo) in the suffocating heat and overwhelming urban sprawl of a city in the desert.
    Exiles move to the desert to escape the tentacles of family obligations. "Oh dear, we'd love to come see you and the grandkids, but we have no one to look after our lawn, and all our landscaping will die if we don't stay here to water it every day. Besides, Friday is Bingo at the lodge and Saturday is wife-swapping in Sun City West."
    Exiles seek new opportunity for economic prosperity. From entrepreneurial start-ups like solar power, to scams and frauds like government-funded solar power, to migrant workers looking for a better life that includes things like a paycheck and food.
    Exiles want to disappear. Fugitives from justice. Fugitives from crazed ex-wives and restraining orders. From credit card companies. From life.
    Some desert dwellers are nomads, and that's true here in the Sonoran as well. They gather only the belongings they can carry with them, such as clothes, food, and a poodle, load their caravans—perhaps a Dodge Caravan, but more likely a Winnebago—and travel across the plains every October, just in time to escape the blizzards and ice storms and freezing temperatures of the north. They travel to Arizona and spend the wonderful winters where it never snows, seldom rains, and the temperature rarely drops below light-jacket weather. Six months later, when Edmonton and Minneapolis are starting to thaw, and Arizona's springtime sun starts to blister the paint off the motor home, they return from whence they came.
    Snowbirds, we call them. Retired folks mostly, they fly south for the winter, then migrate north again come spring, avoiding the extremes of weather at each end of the country.
    Temporary exiles.
    As a writer, there aren't many places better than the desert. Writers are naturally exiles. A writer can banish himself to the spare bedroom that's set up as a makeshift office, shut the door, and tell the family, "Hey, leave me alone. I'm working in here."
    The desert is full of characters waiting to be captured in the pages of a story. If it wasn't so hot, I might go meet some of them.
    "Yes, I'm working. I'm developing a character. No, not for me, smart-mouth. For my novel."





More about Robb
  
Following a career in newspaper journalism and management, Robb Grindstaff now writes and edits fiction full-time. Newspapers took him from Arizona to North Carolina, Texas to Washington, D.C., and five years in Asia.
Robb has two completed novels in preparation for publication while writing his third and fourth. He has had short stories published in anthologies, print, and e-zines, and his articles on the craft of writing fiction have appeared in writer magazines and websites in the U.S., Europe, and Australia.
His editing clients include traditionally published, agented, and high quality indie authors from the U.S., Europe, Australia, and the Middle East.

Robb's website: http://robbgrindstaff.com
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Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Stood Up On A Tweet

Concert de Madonna à Paris Bercy, Août 2006
Concert de Madonna à Paris Bercy, Août 2006 (Photo credit: johanlb)
There are now a number of stories that have run in our local media that have been 'stood up' on tweets, those little 140-character darlings.

If you can muster a couple of grumpy tweets, it seems, you can run with "tide of public outrage" and even "down with this sort of thing", which is about as strong as it gets, if you ask me.

Yesterday saw a splendid example of such a story when Arabian Business ran, "Madonna fans vent fury on social media after gig" - a story based on two tweets. One of these happened to be from Maha, a friend of mine:. To quote the AB piece:
"Others suggested that the heat and humidity during the performance affected people's enjoyment of the concert.
Another fan @Meho_M tweeted: “I'm just about ready to pass out from exhaustion and the Madonna madness hasn't even started.”
If you look at her tweet (which most readers wouldn't), you'll see it was at 5.16pm, long before Maha arrived at the Madonna concert. In fact, it was sent before she'd even left Dubai for the gig. She'd just had a bad hair day. It's clearly used out of context in the piece.

Rather deliciously, the other tweet quoted in the piece, from @financialUAE, was a comment from the online sidelines - she wasn't actually at the concert at all!!!

But never mind, a story's a story, isn't it? It's not as if our journalistic standards are any different to the UK's either, as today's Daily Mirror shows us. Because, sure enough, here's our Madonna story again and it's based on the same two tweets!

The Mirror's story is a great deal grumpier, in fact: Time goes by... so slowly: Madge fans get mad waiting two hours for show in 40C heat  is the headline.

"Concert-goers in Abu Dhabi were left furious after the great-gran of pop kept them waiting nearly two hours in 40C heat." Thunders the Mirror. To be fair, they did manage to rustle up a couple more unhappy tweets for their story, but the fact is their piece on a 10:40pm stage appearance is partially 'stood up' on a couple of tweets cribbed from Arabian Business - one sent out over five hours before the gig and one sent from a commentator who wasn't actually there

And, one suspects, neither was The Mirror.

For there's little else to substantiate the story, which could easily have been written from the comfort of reporter Clemmie Moody's London desk. Well, when you've got people actually there tweeting, you don't have to be there to report on it, do you?

Context and analysis? Oh don't make me laugh...
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Monday, 4 June 2012

Free Olives

The iBooks logo
The iBooks logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I've stuck pretty well to keeping the Fake blog free of Olives posts (or 'spam' as some might term it), using The Olives Blog instead as a promotional platform/repository of reader/book club notes. But here's a wee book update post.

I've been working on securing reviews of Olives - A Violent Romance, mainly from US based book bloggers. As a result of that activity, I've created a 'coupon' on Smashwords that lets reviewers download copies of the book for review. If you've got a blog (it doesn't have to be a book blog) and would be willing to review Olives, then pop over here for details and a link to the free book - it's available on Kindle, Nook, Sony, iBooks and any other major e-book platform, including PDF. The coupon's only valid for a few more days, so I'd get nippy about it.

Most book bloggers also post reviews to GoodReads and Amazon.com, where I am delighted to report Olives is currently scoring just north of four stars out of five. That's pretty good going and I'll be interested to see if it keeps up.

In the meantime, my next book, Beirut, is out being read by a number of 'beta readers' and then it goes off for editing. I've been through considerable authorial angst over the title as it's as stupid as Olives is from an SEO standpoint. As well as being the name of a relatively famous city and the title of an excellent history of that city by Samir Kassir, it's also the name of a pop band. Coming from a man who tells his clients with considerable rigour that discoverability is everything, that's pretty rich but I can't help it - the books have always been called that and, despite having recruited friends to try and find an alternative title, Beirut is the one that's stuck.

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